Unusually hostile review of Dark Shadows

And not just hostile to the '91 revival series, either. This asshole takes a swipe at all things Collinwood, for reasons he keeps mostly to himself. "Maybe it isn't fair," he says in one paragraph, and then forges ahead with his admittedly flawed reasoning. This is one of the many problems with newspapers: if you've got 60 pages of content to fill, you've got to find some way to fill it ... even when you don't have anything especially useful to say. I dare you to find anything in this column that qualifies as "insight."