Covers for next issues of Dark Shadows-Vampirella not much better than the first

You might recall I threw a bit of a hissy fit when Dynamite revealed the cover art for the first issue of the Dark Shadows/Vampirella crossover. It was terrible in a way that defies hyperbole. The only way I can rationalize that horrible, horrible cover art being used on the front of a legitimate magazine is if it was part of a Make-A-Wish Foundation effort. Or if the artist had photos of the publisher boning a terrier. Or something. But there's NO WAY an experienced editor looked at those covers and thought they were good.

Anyway, Dynamite has released the less-offensive-but-equally-shitty cover art for issue 2 and 3 of the series. I've seen samples of the interior art - which looks pretty good - but these covers? They might even make Rob Liefeld cry.