Fangoria has some laughs at Johnny Depp's expense

Last night, Fangoria used an image from 2012's DARK SHADOWS for it's nightly caption contest on Twitter. The idea is easy: Write a funny caption for whatever image they share and tweet it with #Fangoria. Last night, they shared the image you see above. I was too busy to participate, but still felt obliged to re-tweet the original announcement. Here are some of my favorite responses:

@FANGORIA "Bet you a twenty that I can throw this raisin in Johnny's mouth from here." #Fangoria
— Peter Banitsiotis (@pbdec31) November 25, 2014

"Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" pic.twitter.com/AiplgY06mV #DumbTo @FANGORIA #Fangoria
— Joey Redballs (@Joey_Redballs) November 25, 2014

@FANGORIA Trust me, the teeth won't get in the way and its a bottomless throat. He's worth every penny. #FANGORIA
— Jeffrey T. Smith (@jeffsmithpgh) November 25, 2014

@FANGORIA Just pull the string like this and his mouth opens. It's my Johnny puppet... #FANGORIA
— Freddy Chavez (@FreddyChavez__) November 25, 2014

@FANGORIA "Remember, if anyone trashes this movie, we can just say it's *supposed* to suck." #FANGORIA
— A.J. Hakari (@TheMadMovieMan) November 25, 2014

@FANGORIA "He may be Johnny Depp, but he still does anything I tell him. No matter what." #FANGORIA
— Screamz (@NG_Middleton) November 25, 2014