You desperately need this USB Squirming Tentacle in your life

I wonder what H.P. Lovecraft would think about having his name inextricably linked with the word "tentacle." The guy was a bit of a prig and notoriously hated seafood, so it's a safe bet he would have resented his recent status as the Godfather of Hentai.

It's no surprise, really, that Lovecraft's most famous alien-god-monster Cthulhu was invoked throughout the write-up for ThinkGeek's latest novelty, the USB Squirming Tentacle. I'm not entirely sure Cthulhu even had tentacles, but whatever. I'm a sucker for this kind of thing.

I predict there are already videos of this toy "in action" on PornHub. Don't act like you weren't thinking the same thing.

If you're one of the sensible people who need something like a USB Squirming Tentacle in your life, you can get it directly from ThinkGeek HERE.