Has Google located the Loch Ness Monster?

Short answer: No.

Long answer: Hell No.



Google has deployed its "Street View" cameras at Loch Ness and is strongly implying that it's photographed its fabled "monster." And by "monster," I mean "crap floating in the water."

"We were surprised by this sighting too," a faceless Google spokesperson said after some debris was spotted in one of their images. "Is it a log, a bird or ... the monster?!"

Well, guys, it's not a goddamn monster. So cool your tits. Part of me wants to write a Dana Scully-infused history of Nessie Hoaxes (which are among the lamest hoaxes of the 20th century), but one biography of a fictitious amphibian monster is probably enough for this week.

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