Spend Christmas in Collinsport on Dec. 10

Santa Claus tends to avoid Collinsport.

It's his loss, really. The place is like Halloween Town, but with more booze, shallow graves and polyester. Who needs Santa when you've got Barnabas Collins?

On Dec. 10, we're going to celebrate the beautiful misanthropy of DARK SHADOWS by live tweeting the 2012 audio drama "A Collinwood Christmas." It's a standalone episode that follows the troubled misadventures of Jamison Collins in the early part of the 20th Century.

So, at 8 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 10, fire up the episode on your CD or MP3 player, log into Twitter and chat with us as it plays! Make sure to tag all of your tweets with #DarkShadows. If you don't, only your friends will see your tweets (and assume you've gone mad.)

If you don't already have A Collinwood Christmas, you can get the CD and MP3 online HERE.